Funny
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A black witch came to visit The night of Halloween She danced and flew around us Bewitch-ed and between We opened the front and back doors And tried to coax her out We fluttered both our tea towels And turned off all the lights How else could we catch her? What else could we try?… Read more
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No sign of Paddington here after all In deepest darkest Peru But anything could happen After a Pisco Sour or two Arequipa the Spanish Colonial town With a brilliant volcano view Beware the rooftop sunsets After a Pisco Sour or two Condors flying the canyon Little humming birds too And even tiny crocodiles After a… Read more
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Did you say grandchildren are coming to stay Hold on to your hats we’re all going to play Up with the lark I’m ready to roll “Wake up Grandbob I want to play ball” And line up the cars and tuck them in tight “Granny bob are you up for a water fight?” And food… Read more
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Starting the day with a strong tea in bed Family breakfast then show Bill the shed Then hop on the tram for a trip into town Rethink our plans as the north lines are down Meet at the port street I like it a lot Feels continental in 30 degrees, hot Stumble across a shop… Read more
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Today I saw a puffinI don’t think it saw meIt had a very pretty beakAnd was swimming in the seaAnd then I saw another oneFlying very low and fastFlapping very quick its wingsBecause its body is so vastAnd then I heard a storyThat really is quite sadThat locals kill and cook this birdIf you think… Read more
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The Zoe and the ZomAre both of a crossOf a cow and a yakOr a yak and an oxThe latter produces theBest milk in a ZomSo she must be fertileTo reproduce onIf the Zoe is alsoAs fertile is thisThen the Zoe and the ZomCould meet with a kissAnd make any one ofA cow or a… Read more
