No sign of Paddington here after all

In deepest darkest Peru

But anything could happen

After a Pisco Sour or two

Arequipa the Spanish Colonial town

With a brilliant volcano view

Beware the rooftop sunsets

After a Pisco Sour or two

Condors flying the canyon

Little humming birds too

And even tiny crocodiles

After a Pisco Sour or two!

Tiny homes amongst the reeds

Titicaca a brilliant blue

Teach the kids to swim in case

Of a Pisco sour or two

Rainbow mountains a stunning site

Nothing can beat that view

Was that a lady with a llama

Or had I had a Pisco or two?

Pisac brewery and very strong beers

We only sampled a few

But our laughs and swaggers were just as if

We’d had a Pisco sour or two

Up with the locals humbled our souls

To the mountains we Coca leaves chewed

The effects of altitude played with our brains

Like a Pisco Sour would do

Immersed in the Incan tradition

A hillside fort with a view

We wondered if they pondered the sunset

With a Pisco Sour or two