There’s a new James on our sofa

Same white shoes in the hall

Arsenal and not United

But also a Daddy called Paul

There’s one more medic for pizza

His X-rays we share as we eat

It’s nought to sixty in 2 weeks

Even meet the parents complete

There’s a new sparkle in Lucy

That’s shaken her plans upside down

Not a good thing for a planner

When a lovely James comes to town