I think I saw a slinky lynx

I don’t think it saw me

It was hiding silently

Behind a cork oak tree

I watched then as it twitched its ears

And scratched its spotty tummy

It launched a massive bouncy jump

And stole a fluffy bunny

The bunny didn’t stand a chance

It ended in a tummy 

And that of course is why my friend

This story isn’t funny