Unwelcome isn’t the half of it

She’s  hijacked the space that’s for sure

She didn’t even ask first

And now she wants some more 

I’ve tried walking her into the ground

Starving her as much as I could

But she just wouldn’t let go of me

No matter how much I was good

So I’m left with a very big problem

It’s my menopausal middle you see

I’ve decided I’ll call her Maud

And embrace her as a part of me