Did the post office ruin my birthday?

I don’t think it did so you see

Cos next week I’ll have even more presents

And more love and attention on me

Don’t be upset that you’ve failed me

I’ll open a bottle of bubbly instead

And have avocado toast for my breakfast

With an extra slice of buttery bread

No wrapping paper to dispose of

No thank yous that need to be said

Just WhatsApp happy birthday messages

And a family hug instead