Randy Yeti or lying toad

Bojo Blowjo it’s the end of the road

Brexit done, tick?

What the fuck?

It’s a pile of muck

Covid champions?

Out of lockdown first?

But we did worst

People died

Don’t you care

Families bereft everywhere

Climate crisis Fuel crisis Food crisis NHS crisis

Tory glory?

That’s not the story

It’s one almighty cock up

From the king of cock ups

How one man brought down the Government

Because another couldn’t tell the truth